1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Copyright (C) NRK 2 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:20,060 Then we will immediately be back in Norheim. We care a little about it. 3 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,820 Hi! 4 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:28,400 We have become a close-knit group, and it is quite delicious. Right? 5 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:38,780 Some may have noticed that we went west- over, but Earl Varg must not know that. 6 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,380 - So if someone asks, say east. - Sorry! 7 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:48,420 Lying, like? It's stressful to be entangled in a web of lies. 8 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:53,700 Not true... But do you know what a blood eagle is? 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,380 The back is cut open, the ribs cut across and unfolded - 10 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:05,620 - like the wings of a bird, and then the lungs are pulled out. 11 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:11,740 Those who say anything about that we went west, they get bloody eagles. 12 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:17,300 - Can I tell the brother, then? - No, not to your brother. 13 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:22,680 Can I tell my cousin? He is very trustworthy. 14 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,680 No, not to your cousin either. Other questions? 15 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,920 Ship! 16 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,960 Ship! 17 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,840 They are coming! 18 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,480 Oh! 19 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:28,020 Look at him there, then! Have you got a head start on the costumes? 20 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:33,320 - You're shaking, yes. Is everything good? -Yes. Everything is going according to plan. 21 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,700 But look here. Taxes. And gold coins... 22 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:44,620 This is the most well- successful foray into the history of the village. 23 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:49,420 I was quite clear that we needed metal for the installation. 24 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,420 You haven't robbed any metal? 25 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:58,320 There are some silver mugs and cutlery... 26 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,000 We can then get hold of a lot of metal. 27 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:11,500 This was our very last voyage, and we will now become the capital of culture. 28 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,380 To reach the goal - 29 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:20,020 - must all chain mail, axes and swords are put in the cart here! 30 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:25,140 We live in the Viking Age, as it were. Armed conflict is part of the matter. 31 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:30,860 -What if someone attacks us? -Who will attack a village - 32 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:35,740 - with the country's best summer game and who has an installation? 33 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,460 So, Arvid... Think a little, then. 34 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:44,380 Up in the wagon! All guns! One by one! 35 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,080 Take off the chain mail and come back. 36 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,380 - This is completely... - Now we talk. 37 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:58,980 Do you have more at home, so get down with it! 38 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:04,200 -You can carry. You must lift... - Shall I carry? 39 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,580 (He knocks on the table.) 40 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,340 I want to deliver first toast of the evening - 41 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,980 - for the most amazing ride ever! 42 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:30,060 And for Rufus, who has done a phenomenal effort! Toast! 43 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,040 Toast! 44 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,460 Yes... 45 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:07,900 Are you also excited about this one? the installation and the game and such? 46 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:11,320 Yes, it will be a real boost. 47 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:19,140 It's insane. No weapons. I've never been so insecure before. 48 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:24,820 Worms are not good for anything. At least to be chief. 49 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,940 -And you enjoy yourself here? -Yes ... Yes. 50 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:35,020 - What are you talking about, then? - Nothing special. Reminiscing about the cruise... 51 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:39,300 Did I hear people talking about me? 52 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,900 - No, we weren't talking about you. -And disarmament? 53 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:49,520 - We have collected everything together. - So good. Good work. 54 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah... 55 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:18,920 Totally agree! Male perineum is prohibited fruit, but that makes it exciting! 56 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:26,680 No, but... Aren't they earl Varg's men, then? 57 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:33,260 Welcome here. Welcome to the farm. 58 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:38,460 Don't just stand there. Mead and food for the fine folk! 59 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,500 There was a good atmosphere here. What is the cause of the party? 60 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:48,480 Party and party. There is probably more a kind of gathering. 61 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:56,420 Now we celebrate the homecoming from the countries to the east - 62 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:00,900 - with a very meager yield, unfortunately. 63 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,460 -Yes, you have the earl's part ready, right? -Yes, yes. 64 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:10,280 -Do you see any new slaves? -Yes. Yes. 65 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:17,640 -Is it okay if I take a look? -Yes. Yes, yes. 66 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,400 Should just be lacking. 67 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:32,380 -Is there a new type of slave in the East? -No. No. 68 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:39,020 Don't they have more boxy faces? And tight-fitting eyes? Crooked noses? 69 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:43,580 No, it was before that. Now these are typical easterners. 70 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,460 Straight out of the East. Yes. 71 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,940 They are extremely from the east. Almost Chinese men. 72 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:54,740 - Not Chinese men. - The scholars argue about that. 73 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,520 No. These are not from China. 74 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:22,460 We come from the West. They robbed us of Britannia. 75 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,620 Over the sea to the west. 76 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,740 East. Robbed from the east, he says. 77 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:35,460 Red hair and talking something strange, a language I have never heard before. 78 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:41,980 No, there is so much language these days. And what is the slave talking about now? Slavery? 79 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,000 No, then. 80 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:21,280 Don't bother with those slaves, be a little soft and take some mead. 81 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:29,700 Mead, yes. Mead is not just mead longer. There are many varieties. 82 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,280 Yes, totally agree. 83 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,740 Complex. Powerful. Tasty. 84 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:47,180 Well-balanced with a hint of smoke - 85 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,760 - in both taste and aroma. 86 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,100 We are enjoying ourselves now. And then we forget all suspicion - 87 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:02,020 - about who went on a trip in it one direction or the other. Toast! 88 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,280 Toast! 89 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:22,200 -And you are sober enough to ride? - Yes, I am. 90 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:36,120 Greet earl Varg and say sorry for that the change was a bit small, but the East ... 91 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,760 Morning again! 92 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,940 I kept forgetting one thing. 93 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:57,660 I'll bring it one of your red haired slaves. 94 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,040 They look kind of funny. 95 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:18,340 Let's hope the earl doesn't find out where that slave comes from. 96 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:23,760 -How is he going to find out? -If someone understands the language, then. 97 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,820 - He doesn't, does he? - Can't hope so. 98 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,740 No. Here it is important to think positively. 99 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,460 Nine out of ten worries are unfounded, don't they say that? 100 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:42,260 -Who says that? -Nine out of ten concerns... 101 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:49,820 -Yes, but who says that? -The. I don't have a name. But many. 102 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,800 -Never heard. - No, but that's how it is. 103 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,400 (He hums a sad tune.) 104 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,660 Please... 105 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:20,240 Please, Earl Varg... 106 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:32,600 I don't know how to makes its way west. I don't know... 107 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,140 It's going well... 108 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:43,600 (It knocks.) 109 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:05,240 It is true as we thought. The Norheim people have been on the move. 110 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,360 That's the whole change. 111 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:31,560 - Buttons? -Probably just to scout out a bit. 112 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:39,440 But they brought some with them quite exotic slaves too. 113 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:49,080 Nice teeth. 114 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:57,520 His hair is red like fire. 115 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:05,380 He has spots on his face. Peculiar. Red top. 116 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:13,120 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name... 117 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:20,420 - Do you understand what he is saying? -Yes. 118 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,100 Ask where he is from. 119 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:28,040 -Where are you from? -England. 120 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:35,760 He comes from England. From a country to the west. 121 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,080 Norheim will be crushed. 122 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:56,100 Lord Tor, I'm looking forward to it. There is something about men who want something. 123 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,220 It does something to me. 124 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,120 Away. Give space. 125 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:11,000 Dear subjects! The day has come. 126 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,820 We're not just going to unveil an installation, - 127 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,440 - but we will unveil a new age! 128 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,740 - It is allowed to hoie. -Hi... 129 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:31,400 I'm at least as excited as you, so here is the install! 130 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,580 Is it a big weapon like that? 131 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,380 Weapon? No, this is art. 132 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:55,340 And maybe art is the most powerful weapon. 133 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:59,840 -Okay, so it's a weapon? -No. Not directly. 134 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:06,120 - How are we going to win battles then? - With feelings. 135 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,140 -What do you think? -The donkey! 136 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:15,260 That's good! I have started some feelings. 137 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:20,740 Art should provoke and challenge, create debate and arouse disgust. 138 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,500 But we must not censor to taste and pleasure. 139 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,660 Yes? 140 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:32,860 I think we struggle a bit to understand the point of the installation. 141 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:39,240 So the installation is a kind of signal building. 142 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,300 -And then it shows... - It shows cultural strength! 143 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:50,260 And it puts us on the map. And that... 144 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:57,420 That is not the artist's prerogative having to explain his art. Saw that. 145 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,460 The tests start tomorrow at the summer game, - 146 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:07,300 - then get a good night's sleep, so you are ready! 147 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:12,460 I demand that. Thanks. Float yourselves. 148 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,320 Worm... 149 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:30,700 Earl Wolf? I am back from Norheim. 150 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:36,700 It seems they have a total shortage on focus. Not a guard to be seen. 151 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:43,640 Perfect. What are we waiting for? It will be like stealing something from bastards. 152 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,520 Quiet... 153 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,960 Rot on rot. Rot on rot... 154 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,500 Arvid! 155 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:09,980 Are you still sleeping? Lord Thor, it is the important day, yes. 156 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:15,680 See what Orm has sent. Costumes for today's tests. This will be magical. 157 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:23,400 Pack up, then. Don't just lie there and be stupid. 158 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,820 What is this thing? 159 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,420 Only because it isn't an ax or a sword? 160 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,980 But why did I get it? 161 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:44,580 You have been handpicked to a role in the game! What an honor. 162 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,460 It's a little strange that they have faith in you. They see something no one else sees. 163 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,680 Loki, asst. 164 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:14,640 Okay, guys, here we go finally starting the tests. 165 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:22,640 So now everyone has to pull the load together, then we put Norheim on the theater map. 166 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:32,560 Chief Orm has of course got the main role: the prince's mother. 167 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,920 Arvid plays the prince's sister, Othella. 168 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,100 And Kark plays their maid. 169 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,440 - We're a bit of a hoot for them, guys. -Hey... 170 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,220 Be so good. 171 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,620 Oh, knights of the West, what are you going to do with us? 172 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:04,960 We are just some simple peasant girls who has led us astray into the castle. 173 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:12,360 -Spare our lives, for we are virgins. - We can all swear on that. 174 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,900 -Save life... - No. 175 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,920 -Your next line. -Huh? 176 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:29,340 It's just so unnecessary to sabotage, Arvid. Look at Orm. 177 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,460 He has never done theater, but blows me off the track. 178 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:38,580 And Kark, absolutely incomparable. So expressive in speech and mimicry. 179 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,100 Thanks. First time I've been praised. 180 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,900 If a subhuman like Kark can do it, so can you. 181 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,780 I am frightened by yours lack of intellectual capacity. 182 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,300 -And then you're ugly too. -Huh? 183 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:02,040 Not to be rude, but it is important to get all the gore out. 184 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,720 Like that. Okay. Then we take it from the beginning. 185 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,580 Oh, knights of the West, what are you going to do with us? 186 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,460 What are they doing? 187 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:28,760 Three stunning women present themselves. I'm getting Sodom and Gomorrah vibes. 188 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,020 Don't let the ladies distract us. We must find Orm. 189 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:40,660 Then we cut him off tiny little pieces until he dies. 190 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:45,500 I have this little knife exactly for that purpose. 191 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,380 Don't stand ... Arvid. 192 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:55,500 There are soldiers. You must defend... Look at Orm. Defend yourself. You are afraid. 193 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,760 You are being attacked, for... 194 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,900 We are under attack! 195 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,360 It was a bit too much... 196 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:07,860 Lord Odin my creator, that is earl Varg himself. So powerful. 197 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,480 They are real men, that. 198 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:25,160 Hi true. There the weasel wakes up the acorn. I have a lot of bran, me. 199 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,960 Women to the guild hall, and men in the cage. 200 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:51,060 I hope you are happy with yourself. Not a weapon to wind up. Good work. 201 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:55,180 This is not the time to cultivate discord. 202 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,280 It is honorable to protect his chief. 203 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,280 Where is he wretched Chief Orm? 204 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,800 Then desecration is on the agenda! 205 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,760 But where to start? 206 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,960 Shall we see... 207 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,860 Oh... 208 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,980 Firm and nice. Lord Tor ... 209 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,420 No wonder there are rumors about the women in Norheim. 210 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:22,540 Grace! Grace! 211 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,760 Help... Help me! Grace! 212 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,280 Where is Orm? 213 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:45,060 Look there. "Pretend to whisper, and then spit in the snout" trick. 214 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,320 That's awesome. 215 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:10,640 We have to get out of here before they ravage us to death. 216 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:26,700 This is the plan: You distract the guard, I'll kill him, then we'll go. 217 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,820 Good plan. We could use it potteluka, but you are the viking... 218 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:37,280 - Pothole? -Luka who goes straight into the forest. 219 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,640 - The pothole. - Okay. 220 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,800 (They hear moaning.) 221 00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:01,040 What about Orm? He really gets to drive himself in there. 222 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:11,020 Anyone else willing to sacrifice something for Orm? A finger, maybe? 223 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:15,680 I sacrifice nothing for that guy over there. 224 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,880 Orm is in the guild hall. In women's clothing. 225 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,280 Come on, come on... 226 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,900 Yes, come on! We must hurry. 227 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,100 But we have to take it with us the map to the west. In the coffin? 228 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,600 I can pick it up... It is indeed a very private casket. 229 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,980 It's not the map... 230 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:04,080 -What kind of thing is that? -Don't look. Just something someone posted... 231 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,280 A tent plug. 232 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,320 Is it illegal to have tent plugs here? 233 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,920 O-Worm! 234 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,940 - Here it is. -Put it in the bin there. Safest. 235 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,240 Shhh... 236 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,220 What is that sound you make? 237 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,260 Worm sound. Because his name is Orm. 238 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,920 Come on again. Hurry up!